Do I look like I can handle this?

So, Jon started middle school today. I still can't believe I have a middle schooler!!!! How can that be? I'm not old enough......apparently, I'm not smart enough either as nothing I say means anything to my, "I know all, you know nothing" pre-teen! UGH! Kids are just great fun! I'm suspecting that someday, he'll return to his human form. Most kids seem to anyhow. So, this is what's got me bugged lately.....
I STILL DON"T KNOW WHERE JAKE AND TUCKER ARE GOING TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire district started school today but nooooo, not my two boys! What in the hell are they trying to do? Kill me? Seriously though, I don't know who thinks I can handle an extended summer with these two destructive, bickering, brawling boys?!?!?! I can't really take it anymore! I think I may just lose my mind!