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So, yeah, last night, hubby and I are watching the last EVER episode of Six Feet Under and lil Tanner is "trying" to fall asleep on the couch beside me. Suddenly, as the credits are rolling, he stands up, climbs up on the arm of the couch and says, " I say fuck. Mom, I say fuck" He said it in the tiniest of tiny baby voices, you know the ones reserved for teh 3 and under crowd of young innocents? My eyes were as big as saucers as I looked at Jared with a, DID YOU JUST HEAR HIM look. So, he turns to Jared and repeats, " I say fuck, Daddy, I say fuck. What does fuck mean?" I was losing it big time. I had to hide under a pillow so "hopefully" Tanner wouldn't see and HEAR me laughing my butt off! I know I should've reacted a bit better but he caught me waaaay off gaurd and his lil voice saying that big word was really so damn cute! Not that I want him spreading the word....or even repeating it at home today....Jared explained that it's a bad word and he shouldn't say it. Tanner's reaction?...."Oh, sorry. Will I die if I say it? How do you spell it?" By then, I had regained my Momminess enough to explain that it's the F word and boys should not say it or they may get lots of soap in their mouths! "OH, will I die from da soap in my mouf?" He's so funny! When I asked him where he heard the word....."Tucker said it!" Well, we don't call him Tucker the Trucker for nothin, that will have to be addressed.....again! Really, Tanner just cracks me up. He makes me laugh soooo hard....all the time! I just LOVE that kid. He's such a comedian and has always been the joking around type since he was one! I know, a one year old joking? Really! The kid is going to be some kind of comedic genius someday....just watch! You'll see him on TV, in the movies! He's already a regular Dennis the Menace! That would explain later, when I went down to his bedroom to gently remind him that it's bedtime and instead of finding a sweet lil boy tucked in bed, I find a lil loon, with his head on the ground. I wonder what he's doing, rubbing his head on the carpet....then he stands and I see that he's found his big brothers gel, and it's all over his freshly bathed head! His hair is plastered to his skull down the middle but the sides.......those are sticking straight up! He stands when he hears me enter the room and gives me the biggest smile. He looked like Bozo the Clown! I tried to get mad....really! But basically all I could manage was to tell him to get BACK in his bed. I laughed all the way back up the stairs. Man, that kid really makes me laugh!