Dennis the Menace

So, I apparently have a "Dennis the Menace" type on my hands. If you don't know who Dennis is, I recommend you rent the DVD....This is my son Tanner! He's only 3 but, oh the trouble he can cause! 2 days ago while big bro Jon was attending a boy scout meeting, Den- er, Tanner decided that Jon's L-O-N-G detailed math assignment needed a "little something" We came home to find that he had added some "data" to the bottom of one page and made some "viewing holes" in the other (front AND back) page. Fortunately, Jon's teacher has seen the DVD so she knows..... Last night after eating a black Fear Factor push up (I know, gross) he was "washing" his hands. Well, after 5 minutes I figured, how clean can 2 hands be? When I went into the bathroom, I found he had indeed emptied a whole tube of face wash into the basin and was painting with it on my mirror. Gotta love his creativity. He is such a charmer but until that sleepy head hits the pillow at night....watch out! Messes are in the making!