Ewww, why would he do that?

Ok, so I'm getting in line at the school to pick up Tucker. The school driveway is pretty long and in the front, there is a hill with some small shrubs and trees. This hill is facing a major, busy street. I'm waiting, at the end of the line....bored. I happen to glance over at the hill where there are often kids playing after school. I notice the boy with the bright red hair....such a beautiful color....the color I should've been born with. As I further study this boy of about 8, I realize, to my horror that the little terd is URINATING IN THE BUSH! Imagine the pain in the neck from THAT double take! I am staring, mouth open for nearly 10 seconds at this boy who is just nonchalantly watering this bush with not a care in the world. THANK GOD it wasn't my kid! Who does stuff like that? I had a brief internal debate with myself before rolling down my window to let the school traffic control person know. Luckily she knew EXACTLY who I was talking about. As I left the school, I was giggling to myself as I saw a lil redhead being led away by the vice principal. The poor bush will probably never be the same.