"Of all the animals, the BOY is the most unmanageable!" ~ Plato


Vulgar name calling?.....Not from MY boys!!!!

Not too long ago, Jon and Jake were going at it again. The fights are constant and oh so silly most of the time. This time, Jon comes rushing in..."Mom, Jake just totally hit me!"
"Oh, and you did nothing to provoke him Jon"
Enter Jake....."Mom, Jon keeps calling me a douche bag!"
So, I looked at Jon with a little disgust and said, "Do you even know what a douche is Jon?"
He was giving me his little crooked grin which tells me he's full of it so I knew he didn't know the meaning.
"I know what it is Mom"
"Really? What is it then?"
"Mom, you just don't understand....these days, a douche is, like, a total diss"
Like I'm not living in these days? OY, how old do these children think I am?!?!?!
So, since they both seemed so unclear on the TRUE meaning of the word douche, I.....
AND, here's the BEST part..
Made them read it OUT LOUD to each other! You've never known comedy until you've heard your red-faced with embarrassment 11 and 13 year old reading the word vaginal! TOO FUNNY! And, lesson learned.....they don't call each other douche bags anymore!


SydneyDawn said...

Oh that's a perfect punishment! I'll have to remember that next time my son comes up with a colorful insult he doesn't know the meaning to.

Kelli said...


Norm & Debra said...

Holy Moly that was funny! Deb and I were laughing so hard we were crying.
Thanks for the laugh!

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Dee from Downunder said...

That is the best way to stop name calling!