"Of all the animals, the BOY is the most unmanageable!" ~ Plato


I got nothing...

So, I really have nothing fabulous or profound to post about today (as if I EVER do...) All I can say is I am sick. Sick and TIRED of this fat phase. Those of you who have experienced a pregnancy will know just what I'm talking about. For those of you who haven't....let me explain. I am stuck in clothing limbo. I'm too fat to comfortably fit into my regular duds yet still a bit too small to keep my ugly maternity pants up around my waist. It sucks! I have not met a single mother who has liked that in between phase. So, here I sit, squeezed into my favorite jeans. I look somewhat sausage-like. It's painful to sit. UGH! Seriously, this phase is the only time I find myself wishing I was "just a little bit larger!" Skirts are a wonderful alternative to the sausage casing jeans but alas, the weather WILL not cooperate. I suppose I could wear tights under my skirts but...UGH...tights are uncomfortable on my skinniest of days. Which this is not! Please time, speed up just a bit so I have something to wear!


Lauren said...

Try the Bella Bands at Target. I love mine.

Kelli said...

Do you know the rubber band trick for your jeans? Got me through as long as possible with preg. #2 so I wouldn't give myself away at work and it gives you just a little breathing room. :)

Ruby Red Slippers said...

Bella Bands!!! Just like Lauren said-My sister used them forever, and they were great...me? I just complained! I don't think Bella Bands were invented when I was prego...Hope you are feeling good, and thinking pink!

~Sheila~ said...

Awww, So sorry you are going through this phase.
I remember going Bealls with my husband because we had JUST gotten our first credit card and I tried on a crapload of clothes. Nothing fit right.
I cried right there in Bealls.

Needless to say...I hate Bealls.

Unless I'm buying sketchers tennis shoes.