crappity crap

Can I just say that I am not loving this economy. Right now, our finances are completely and totally in the toilet and I can't even imagine where I could possibly cut back any more. I hate to be a real downer but if something doesn't turn around soon, you may see me on the news for trying to sell my children. or a kidney. I am usually a really optimistic person, always able to clearly see the silver lining. I guess my sight is getting bad in my old age because I'm really straining to see even a glimpse of anything silvery but it's so dang hard. Any great money making ideas for me? Preferably legal but hey, who am I to discriminate?!?!